Sorry for the title of this article. This was my first (and possibly my last) attempt at writing an obvious click-bait title. There’s really nothing cooler about the third item on this list, but hey… it worked if you are reading this! Now that I got your eyeballs on the screen, I want to show you some of the cooler horror-related items that I stumbled across on Amazon:
1) Beetlejuice Lunch Box – $12.99
When I was a kid, I am 100% sure that I would’ve wanted to tote my lunch to school in this commemorative lunch box featuring everybody’s favorite bio-exorcist, Beetlejuice. Now that I’m an adult, I want to get this for my ever-increasing horror collection!
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2) Funko Freddy Wacky Wobbler – $12.65
In the 80’s, Freddy Krueger was responsible for more sleepless nights than caffeine. Now you can get your revenge on him by thumping his wobbly-ass head all day!
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3) Ouija Board Bi-Fold Wallet – $24.99
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4) Overlook Hotel Hat – $9.99
Get the hat that commemorates your trip to hell and back!
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5) Hey… Stop Stabbing Me! DVD – $9.99
This film might not be for everyone. In fact, I’m pretty sure that its fanbase is smaller than Jar Jar Binks, but I have loved this movie since I first saw it in 2006. It is a micro-budget comedy masterpiece. If you are expecting high production values or buckets of gore, then start stepping. This comedy of errors was shot on less money than an iPad costs and was made by a group of college kids that later went on to write the National Lampoon’s Dorm Daze movies and more recently, the Fox show, “Golan the Insatiable”.
If you are a fan of microbudget comedies and haven’t seen it, then I highly suggest it!
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